Saturday, February 21, 2009

Danzig on TV

courtesy of afrojacks.com:
The punk/metal/goth five foot midget icon has his own dating show. Well, it's about time.

Yes, you read that correctly. Glenn Danzig will be walking tall in the glam boots of Bret Michaels for a new Rock Of Love show aimed at finding him someone to bring home to “Mother”.

The show will be called “Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig” and will make it’s premiere on VH1 in July.

At least they’re getting a metal god to do the show now. I just have to wonder what he’s going to put those girls through, to win his affections.

Vh1 details some of the challenges, which include: “goat entrail soup and chili cook-off blindfolded nun deflowering contest sexy seance strip-a-thon virgin or family member: the sacrifice challenge name that heretic.”


The only redeeming quality of this idea is the name they came up with. Other than that, what the hell are you thinking, Glen??

2 comments:

Olympic Artichoke said...

This has got to be some kind of joke...

bryan said...

Say it isn't so Danzig! I really don't want to see Danzig's bald spot again, it was depressing enough the last time I saw it.

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