Friday, January 2, 2009

MLB Network Goes Live!


It's the new year, and with it comes the greatest channel in the history of channels. Of course, I am referring to MLB Network. That's right. Finally, a channel dedicated strictly to baseball, 24-7. It's like a dream come true. I was telling Steve the other day that this finally means that there will ALWAYS be something to watch on TV. How great is that? I feel good about this. Welcome to the future.
- Jordan M.
Sulphur Springs, TX

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas/Clip of the Week

MERRRRRY CHRISSSSTMAS!

Christmas has been pretty good to me this year, to celebrate here is the trailer for my favorite Christmas movie of all time (apologies to Mr. Capra):



- Jordan M.
Sulphur Springs, TX

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Clip of the Week

Linus' Christmas Monologue

Ah! Joy! Christmas is almost here. And with it come the Peanuts.



- Jordan M.
Sulphur Springs, TX

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Top Ten List of the Week

TOP TEN HE-MAN FIGURES

It's time, once again, for the top ten list of the week. And, since it's so close to Christmas, this week are going to do a top ten list of one of the greatest toys you could've ever gotten for Christmas: He-Man. That's right, while the cartoon is tripe, the figures are DA BOMB. I mean that, they had some of the coolest, most innovative action figures on the market. So, here they are, the top ten He-Man figures of ALL-TIME!!!!


10. Man-E-Faces - One of the good guys, Man-E-Faces had three, count 'em three faces that you could switch in between. This is helpful for either a disguise or to make him show a wide range of emotions.

















9. Buzz Off - Originally issued in 1984, Buzz Off is the heroic Spy in the Sky. The coolest thing about him were his rubber wings and the pattented "twist and punch power". Of course, he also came with an axe and a helmet.



















8. Leech - The action figure that sticks! Another part of the Horde's original line-up, I don't know why you would want an action figure that has suction cups on him, but whatever.

















7. Grizzlor - Part of the original lineup for the Evil Horde in 1985, Grizzlor is one hairy 'lor. I don't know exactly what he is supposed to be, but he is beastly and has real Grizzlor fur!














6. Trap Jaw - While he doesn't possess any of the novelties that some of the latter He-Man figures are known for, Trap Jaw is super cool on his own merits. He does have a jaw like a bear trap, though.


















5. Stinkor - By almost all accounts Stinkor would be a weak figure. Why, you might ask, is he listed on the top ten He-Man figures ever then? I'll tell you. 1985's Stinkor holds the title of being the world's only skunk scented action figure. That's right, he litereally stank. While, from what I remember, he really just smelt like plastic and rubber, the concept was that he was supposed to smell like a skunk. I guess that was some sort of defense for him.

















4. Two Bad - Get it? Two Bad? There are two heads, and they are both bad dudes.





















3. Spikor - He may seem kind of lame now, but to for me as a kid, I always wanted to play with Spikor. He was covered in rubber spikes that made for a very interesting texture and for very interesting kills. I remember that I liked to use him as a giant monster come to attack my 3 3/4" Gi Joes.














2. Skeletor - What's so cool about the Skeletor figure you might ask? Does it have spikes? Does it stink? Is it hairy? No. None of the above. But! Skeletor has a skull for a head, and that's totally rad.


















1. Modulok - Two seperate creatures, or one mega creature, which do you prefer? Modulok was awesome. It came with enough pieces to form ONE THOUSAND different creatures (so said the box). One thing I didn't know was that you could combine Modulok with Multi-Bot to create AN UBER CREATURE. Wonderful. X-Entertainment has a WHOLE ARTICLE on Modulok!









-Jordan M.
Sulphur Springs, TX

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Top Ten List of the Week

Top Ten Horror Posters

This is going to be a tough list because of how much wonderful poster art has been done for horror films, usually because the movies are so bad, they have to make kickass posters to get your two bucks. To make a definitive list might be impossible, because of the sheer volume, but I am going to try. These are theatrical posters, no box art.

CLICK FOR LARGER PICTURES

1. Texas Chainsaw Massacre





















2. Maniac

























3. Frankenstein
























4. Halloween II
























5. Jaws
























6. Tarantula




















7. Pirhana
























8. Bees
























9. Scream and Scream Again
























10. Fright Night





















On an unrelated note, I do want to say farewell to Greg "Mad Dog" Maddux, who is retiring. Congrats on one heck of a career. Maddux is gets your humble author's vote for best pitcher of the last twenty years.



- Jordan M.
Sulphur Springs, TX

Monday, December 8, 2008

Clip of the Week

Full Christmas Specials on YouTube!

Pee-Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special



Garfield Christmas



...and the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special!



- Jordan M.
Sulphur Springs, TX

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Clip of the Week

A Colbert Christmas!

Hope you got a chance to see it, I am sure they will be re-running it. Great to see Christmas specials making a come back.



- Jordan M.
Sulphur Springs, TX

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving/Clip of the Week

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, YO!




- Jordan M.
Sulphur Springs, TX

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Clip of the Week

Sega CD Commercial

Remember this?



- Jordan M.
Sulphur Springs, TX

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Top Ten List of the Week


With baseball season being over, I am grasping at straws to keep some semblance the game around for the winter months. Basically that just means talking about it as much as possible. Luckily they are still doing all the award announcing so that keeps it fresh. But, this post is about something that Pop Newmo and I talked about a little while ago. We all know that there aren't very many Captains in baseball anymore. There are three, to be exact, Jeter, Konerko, and Varitek. We all understand with the volatility of the market how hard it is to keep a guy in your city for long enough to make them captain, but this is a list of guys that deserve to wear the C on their uniform.

10. Khalil Greene - San Diego Padres - Khalil is going into his sixth season with the Padres this coming season, his numbers aren't necessarily there, but clubhouse presence has to count for a lot. Plus how many other players are going to actually stick around in San Diego?

9. Jimmy Rollins - Philadelphia Phillies - Jimmy has been with the team eight years, just earned himself a ring, and is all around a phenomenal baseball player. I think he gets it by default.

8.Derek Lee - Chicago Cubs - Lee may not be a lifer, but he's been with the Cubbies for five seasons now, and he is arguably the most valuable player on that team. With a career line that looks like a .282 avg, 1538 hits, 258 homeruns, and 828 (not too mention gold glove defense), I'd take him as my captain.

7.Carl Crawford - Tampa Bay Rays - He's been with the team since their inception (seven years ago) and has consistently been very good. He's a career .292 hitter with 302 stolen bases and 1111 hits. Not too shabby.

6. Justin Morneau - Minnesota Twins - This Canuck has been with the Twins for five seasons now, and hits .281 for his career with 133 dingers. Not just super impressive, but pretty good, especially in comparisson with the rest of his team. Now, if we give Mauer a few more seasons, he may usurp this mantle, but I'd give it to Morneau right now.

5. Vernon Wells - Toronto Blue Jays - This coming season will make one decade with the Jays for Wells, and he has strung out some decent numbers during his duration. He's a career .283 hitter (actually posting .300 this season!) with 1204 hits and 177 homers. Not shabby, and definitely the Blue Jay with the most longevity.

4. Lance Berkman - Houston Astros - Definitely the brightest spot on the Astros squad, Berkman has been with the 'stros for a decade, and really seems to just be getting better.

3. Michael Young - Texas Rangers - Again, his tenure isn't really there, but he is one of the oldest guys on the team (at 32) and we have him locked up for a longgg time. Plus, he's a really good, old school style ballplayer. Got his first Gold Glove this year to boot!

2. Albert Pujols - St. Louis Cardinals - He may not be tenured enough quite yet, but being the best baseball player on the planet has to count for something. Is he a Cards lifer? Only time will tell. Oh yeah, and congrats on another MVP as well!

1. Chipper Jones - Atlanta Braves - He's the best player on the team, and has been for years and years. I really don't think he's going anywhere.

- Jordan M.
Sulphur Springs, TX
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